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  1. David Lee
    July 15, 2011

    Mikey,

    Don’t mean to laugh at your expense, but man, through your extreme pain and suffering, there was a lot of humour.

    Thanks for your story.

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  2. Darlene
    July 15, 2011

    All I can say is OH My Freakin God !!! And man was that entertaining to read.

    Glad your feeling better 🙂

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  3. Mary
    July 15, 2011

    HILARIOUS! Knowing you and imagining you going through this. I’m SORRY you had to go through this…really I am! But, you’re illustration of it all crack!ed me up! I had to read it out loud to my husband because he kept asking what in the world I was laughing at!!!!!
    Love ya, amigo pequeno!

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  4. Rod
    July 16, 2011

    Wow — really happy you’re doing better bud. We should trade “war stories” sometime. I’ve been through similar.

    What always gets me through these things is saying to myself that it will all be over sooner or later.

    Glad yer “back”.

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  5. Bill
    July 16, 2011

    Thanks a lot, Mike. Now I’ve got something else to worry about.
    Glad you’re better.

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  6. Dr.Tim Hale
    July 16, 2011

    Wow !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My dad had that problem post-op for * weeks. Finally both of you are well !!

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  7. Warren bobinski
    July 16, 2011

    I thought I just had the worse pain in the world with my recent ingruinal hernia repair. My description of getting kicked in the nuts after getting kicked in the nuts sounds like a pleasurable experience compared to having a red hot poker shoved up my Dick!
    Do you ever wonder if dentists in particular get to feel more pain than the average person as some cruel joke by the goddess of Karma?

    Thanks for painting such a graphic picture, when I read the part about pus to my wife she graphically told me to shut up or she was going to be sick herself…love it!!

    So glad this surgery didn’t seem to affect your brilliant mind and sharp writing abilities. Nothing like a passionate experience with your Dick to bring out the most creative writing!

    Take care my friend, and thanks for the most excellent story on a Saturday morning with my coffee in hand….

    Smile!

    Warren

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  8. Chris Bowman
    July 16, 2011

    Well Mike, you’ve definitely EARNED your signature health care story! You’ll never have to worry about what to talk about to engage the crowd (or maybe repel them if you really go for it!) when you’re speaking!
    Glad to hear there was eventually a pleasant ending.
    Chris

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  9. Rob
    July 16, 2011

    Hey Dr. Mike, you definitely have a way with words. It was one of the most interesting and captivating reads I’ve had in a long time. Get Better… Semper Fi

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  10. Sandy Pardue
    July 16, 2011

    Hey Mike- I am glad the surgery is behind you and you are headed for better days. I enjoyed your story. 🙂

    Great writing skills! Take care!

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  11. David Madow
    July 17, 2011

    Mike – I am so sorry to hear of this. Thank God you are doing better now. This was an unbelievable experience. Thanks for sharing it with us and if I must say, your writing is unbelievable!!! Congrats on such a good piece. Dave
    http://www.madow.com
    http://www.davidmadow.com

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  12. Paul Feuerstein
    July 17, 2011

    I am not sure why I read through this whole thing but I guess I really do care about you Mike. Whew. My lower back pain I am having right now will no longer be an obstacle nor topic of conversation in my house. In fact, it feels a lot better thanks to you. Recover quick.

    Paul

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  13. Linda L. Miles
    July 17, 2011

    Dear Mike,

    I am so sorry you had such a bad post op experience….I also had Don read it. This could be a book of horrors for sure…When I had my son some 43 years ago , I too had a bad experice (C Section with catherization before surgery). I said for twelve years afterwards with my recurrent bladder infections that the nurse who did my catherization previously worked for ROTOR ROUTER service (a plumbing company in FL)….I spent years recovering…..I sure hope yours is short lived.

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  14. Gary Henkel
    July 18, 2011

    geez, mike, i never laughed so hard at someone in so much discomfort. i must be a first class bastard. but i’m glad you are on the mend. and i’m certainly going to be very critical of anyone’s catheterization suggestions in the future. great piece of writing.

    almost like harry potter and the magic wand!

    love ya man.

    gary

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  15. The Dental Warrior
    July 18, 2011

    Thanks to all for the great messages. I’m glad that you all enjoyed my style of story-telling. It was horrific. But, a dose of humor can help with the trauma. 🙂

    Went to work today thinking I’d pull a whole day. But, my staff is telling me I need to go home at lunch. So, I am. But, overall, I’m doing much better. I was surprised at how simply sitting at the dental chair and working was a bit tough on me. I thought it would be pretty easy. Noooooope! Tomorrow’s another day.

    Mike

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  16. Steve Markus
    July 19, 2011

    Mikey – you write even better on pain meds! Amazing how pain doesn’t matter to certain healthcare professionals! You were lucky. The diagnosis was immediate. It took my non-VIP docs close to 3 weeks to figure out what was wrong with me. They all wanted to blame it on the diet a local holistic MD had me on. By the time I got to the hospital I was septic. It took them 3 weeks more to release me. I lost 8 weeks from the practice, and I had just built a new office, and my associate had quit and I had hired someone right out of a residency to take her place. Talk about a baptism by fire! The good news was, the diet worked, sorta. By the time I got out of the hospital I was able to fit into the tux I was married in 26 years earlier. In the 15 years since, I’ve been able to overcome even that…..and I hope I never have to wear that tux again.

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    • The Dental Warrior
      July 20, 2011

      Scary stuff, Steve! I’ve heard a few like that. Fortunately, mine was caught early. It was an angry appendix, but it hadn’t burst, yet.

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  17. Keith Haig
    July 20, 2011

    Mike,
    I hate to laugh at your expense, but man that was a funny story. Glad you are over the worst. I’ll be thinking twice before complaining about any pain after a visit to the
    gym !
    Get well soon.

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    • The Dental Warrior
      July 20, 2011

      Thanks, Keith! Been trying your new impression syringe thingies. Like’em!

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  18. richard
    July 29, 2011

    we’re glad you lived to tell that story!

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  19. Ken
    November 20, 2012

    Not sure how I missed this story of yours but after a shitty day at work today I sure needed a good laugh and this story came through big time! (I’m still chuckling) And please, I am not laughing at you or your past predicament but damn you are a good writer and funny! My wife thought something was wrong I was laughing so hard?!

    Lots of good points your story brings. Listen to your patients, believe them, take their claims seriously. I also think this story points to some of the problems with medicine versus dentistry. Not that there aren’t some great physician offices out there but I think the customer service aspect has long been lost in medicine. Sadly I think dentistry is headed that way too?

    Like you I am not a pain pill/med guy personally. I think I can take a lot and growing up playing lots of sports had my share of breaks,bumps, & bruises. Until an Easter eve a few years ago when I had a hospital/emergency room story similar to yours. I was passing a kidney stone (which I had never done before and didn’t know what was happening at the time) and I wouldn’t wish that pain on my worst enemy! As I arrived at the emergency room the pain was bearable but quickly intensified soon after filling out all the paperwork and such. I literally was crawling up to the nurses station clutching my side moaning in pain and the nurse asked me, “Do you need any assistance?” No I always crawl on the ground moaning in pain like this! A doctor passed by and said I think this guy needs help. Medicine has become crazy, I only hope dentistry doesn’t follow?

    Sorry to hear that you had this happen but on the other hand thanks for writing such a humorous story about it!

    Ken

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    • The Dental Warrior
      November 20, 2012

      Thanks Ken! I still get the “willies” thinking about that experience.

      I had a friend get a kidney stone, and I had to take him to the hospital. He was curled up in a fetal position. Not fun.

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